Today my hoodie reads: An outraged energy addict

This morning i went on a slight rampage about coffee. Coffee... you drink it not only because you like it, but because it does what? Gives you energy. Right? Right! Well, this is stupid, because coffee gives you energy but you are supost to have enough energy to go to the coffee maker and make the coffee. Then you sit down and wait the 5-10 minutes for it to make. AND THEN you need to find more energy to get back up, walk back over to the coffee maker and then mix your coffee how ever you like it?! You have to exert an awful lot of energy before you even get that first sip of coffee! You need to use an awful lot of energy before that first sip of energy even hits your veins! AND THEN.... and then, when you finally get your energy beverage, it's time to sit your butt down and drink it. something that requires minimal amount of energy. This is ridiculas! an outrage, if you will.
Today my hoodie reads: An outraged energy addict